[Joke] Grammaristic Coding

A boy was wit his father when he saw his girlfriend coming 
BOY: have u come to collect ur book titled;”SPEAK ENGLISH MY DAD DOESN’T UNDERSTAND IT?”by Ngozi okafor. 
GIRL: No, i want that our hymns called “WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR U? 
BOY: i don’t have that one…. May be youshould take the other one”UNDER THE MANGO TREE” by crooks. 
GIRL:fine but don’t forget to bring “I WILL CALL U IN 5MINS” while coming to school…..
BOY: i wil also bring this one too ” I WON’T LET U DOWN” by chinua Achebe. 
DAD: these are too many will she read all of them? 
BOY: yes dad, she is very smart.
DAD: okay, dont don’t forget to give her the one on the table titled I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU’VE BEEN SAYIN” by shakespeare! And also d one on d dining titled “IF SHE GETS PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED” by Wole Soyinka..
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