Marriage Blues: Are These Amazing or Terrifying?!

I came across these recently, and would like to know from you if, you agree or disagree. Kindly indicate if you ‘he’ or ‘she’

Marriage Blues. ……

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. 

~By Lee Majors
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. 

~By Al Gore
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

~By Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them. 

~By Mike Tyson
The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want? 

~By George Clooney    
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. 

~By Bill Clinton
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.” 

~By George W. Bush
“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” 

~By Rudy Giuliani
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” 

~By Michael Jordan
“I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children! 

~By Donald Trump
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 

  1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it, 

  2. Whenever you’re right, shut up. 

~By Shaquille O’Neal
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once… 

~By Kobe Bryant
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. 

By David Hasselhoff
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. 

~By Alec Baldwin
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. 

~By Barack Obama
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. 

~By Tommy Lee
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. 

They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” 

~By Brad Pitt
First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” 

Second Guy : “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.” 

~ By Jimmy Kimmel
“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” 

~By David Letterman
“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring…soon after….comes Suffer..ring! 

~By Jay Leno
“The reason why wives live longer is beacause they don’t have a Wife”

~by Brandon Breezy

Drop your comments.

Be Sociable, Share!


Admin, @WarriUpdate

Leave a Reply

%d bloggers like this: