Non-Sighting of the Moon Saga

The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

Jonathan stole the moon – APC social media fans

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria

We will create another moon for Nigerians

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.

We dont want to sight the Moon

A top government official in Jonathan’s cabinet hid the moon in his mansion in Dubai.
-Sahara Reporters

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt.

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