Akpos

[Joke] Akpos and The Jehovah Witnesses

December 2, 2016

JW: What bible character built the ark? Akpos: Noah! JW: Correct! According to the bible how many humans survived the great flood? Akpos: 9 people JW: U did well! But look attentively at the image below the paragraph. How many humans are there? Akpos: 8 people JW: Correct! So how many people survived the flood […]

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Akpos at Heaven’s Gate

February 16, 2016

When Akpos died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Heavenly Gates. St. Peter said, “Welcome, Akpos. We’ve heard a lot about you.” He continued, “Unfortunately, it’s getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them in.” “Okay,” said Akpos. […]

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[Joke] Akpos At The American Embassy

July 30, 2014

Akpos went to American Embassy for a student visa, and the process of his interview with the white Lady went this way: WHITE LADY: what are you going to the USA for? AKPOS: to study. WHITE LADY: which city, school and course do you wish to study? AKPOS: Chicago, Economics and statistics maths are my […]

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Akpos the Scientist

September 5, 2013

A group of student scientists in Nigeria were to hold a competition to showcase their scientific inventions. The first boy came forward & said: “Am Adesola Kunle from Lagos. I invented a biro that can write whatever someone says on its own”. He practicalized it and was applauded. The second person came and said: “I […]

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These Pastors are in trouble

September 5, 2013

Three pastors met & agreed 2 sincerely tell each other their problems which must be kept a secret b/n the 3 of them. The 1st pastor said; my problem is money i do steal even from the church offering. Pls pray 4 me. The 2nd pastor; mine is women. Whenever i see any woman my […]

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REPLY LETTER FROM EKAETTE TO AKPOS

December 10, 2012

Dear my dearest Akpos, This is your girlfriend calling you from ibaka. Before I go on, I seen your letter night last, please off you radio so that you can read this letter well. How is your air condition? When you come to eat your holiday vacation you do something I don”t like at all. […]

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